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Alex
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PostPosted: 11 Nov 03, 11:55 
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This guy goes to hell after leading a despicable life. He gets there and finds everyone walking around up to their neck in the foulest, most disgusting pool of human waste imaginable. He starts mulling about in it and realizes, well, this sucks but I think I could get used to it, y'know, find a way to pass the time. A few minutes later Satan strolls in and says, "okayeeee, break's over, everyone back on your heads!"
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::lol:: Wow I remember my mum telling me that joke when I was a kid! ::lol::

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yeah, well you're ancient aren't you? ;)
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Yeah.... so? I improve with age :D

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As all women do Heidi...we don't peak too early like men ;) :D

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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ()^

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Some Men mature VERY well indeed and havent peaked at all yet, thankyou very much!

*points at other half*
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Jonnyboy wrote:
Some Men mature VERY well indeed and havent peaked at all yet, thankyou very much!

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:-? That IS a compliment isn't it? ${
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::lol::

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Jonnyboy wrote:
Some Men mature VERY well indeed and havent peaked at all yet, thankyou very much!

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yeah men do mature very well...just like cheese ::lol::

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were as women like cheap wine, get acidic and bitter ;) ::lol::
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Better than stinking like an old shoe!

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Jonnyboy wrote:
were as women like cheap wine, get acidic and bitter ;) ::lol::



i think you'll find only the ones that live with men!! :-?
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::lol::
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