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HappyDaiz
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PostPosted: 17 Nov 03, 11:37 
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Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping, and
decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg - He wraps
it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe.

However, Heather is doing her housework a couple
of days later, and she finds it - So she phones up Paul,
and says "That's really nice of you, but I hope it's not
my MAIN Christmas present ?"

Paul says:- "No, it's just a stocking filler"


boom boom!

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nice one.....my kind of humour ()^
tough, i expect some one -legged person who's had a humour transplant, will want to throw rocks at you. :-?
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Throws rocks at Heidi

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