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scotslass
 Post subject: As the festive season approaches, some advice
PostPosted: 09 Dec 03, 11:44 
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

a.. Innovative
b.. Preliminary
c.. Proliferation
d.. Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:


a.. Specificity
b.. British Constitution
c.. Passive-aggressive disorder
d.. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

a.. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
b.. Nope, no more booze for me
c.. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d.. No pizza for me, thank you
e.. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f.. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g.. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
h.. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i.. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street

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Alex
 Post subject: Re: As the festive season approaches, some advice
PostPosted: 09 Dec 03, 11:50 
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scotslass wrote:
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

a.. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
b.. Nope, no more booze for me
c.. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d.. No pizza for me, thank you
e.. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f.. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g.. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
h.. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i.. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street


Hmmm ${ wonder how many of these you'll say at the meet Lyns ;)
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none- she'll be unconscious ::lol::
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scotslass
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I just love the rep I've got here :oops:

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scotslass wrote:
I just love the rep I've got here :oops:


...apparently, it's well earned. ;)
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I bet most of us are totally different in real life....I know I am ...

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cheekiechickie wrote:
I bet most of us are totally different in real life....I know I am ...


..why?? what's the bbfans perception, of you? {@} ()^
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ADRIAN_L wrote:
scotslass wrote:
I just love the rep I've got here :oops:


...apparently, it's well earned. ;)


Oh aye? How's that then?

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ADRIAN_L wrote:
cheekiechickie wrote:
I bet most of us are totally different in real life....I know I am ...


..why?? what's the bbfans perception, of you? {@} ()^


Well you tell me :D

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scotslass wrote:
ADRIAN_L wrote:
scotslass wrote:
I just love the rep I've got here :oops:


...apparently, it's well earned. ;)


Oh aye? How's that then?


oohhh you know, pm'ing rumours and gossip ;)
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Careful Ade, wouldn't want to make anyone laugh now would you? ;) That's not your rep ::lol::

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Careful Ade, wouldn't want to make anyone laugh now would you? ;) That's not your rep ::lol::


...couldn't care-less ,what fellow bbfans think of me. ()^
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What NONE of them?

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 Post subject: Re: As the festive season approaches, some advice
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Alex wrote:
scotslass wrote:
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

a.. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
b.. Nope, no more booze for me
c.. Sorry, but you're not really my type
d.. No pizza for me, thank you
e.. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f.. I'm not interested in fighting you.
g.. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
h.. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination.
i.. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street


Hmmm ${ wonder how many of these you'll say at the meet Lyns ;)



I wonder who she will be saying a) too if thats the case ${ :eek: :-?
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