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PostPosted: 23 Dec 03, 10:32 
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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer.

"How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days??!?"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and

Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little just out of the corner of his left eye.

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::lol:: ::lol::

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.........all the old jokes are being dusted-off
for Xmas. :-?


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Nice to see you dust-free Ade :D

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I hope her husband has *seen* the error of his ways. ::lol::


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