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Things to do in an Elevator ......
1 - When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2 - Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3 - Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4 - Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5 - Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6 - Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7 - Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8 - Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9 - Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10 - Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11 - Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12 - Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13 - Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14 - When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15 - Swat at flies that don't exist.
16 - Tell people that you can see their aura.
17 - Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
18 - Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19 - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"
20 - Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21 - Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23 - Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24 - Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25 - Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26 - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
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