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Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh. behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman
wearing a very tight sweater. She made the three priests very nervous,
so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. ! "Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes."
Mortified, he too fled.
The third priest moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes.
And, I must say, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to
the pearly gates, St. Finger is going to shake his Peter at you.
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