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PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Solutions are not the answer."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."

the hippo

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Don't encourage her Hippo ::lol::

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

I married beneath me. All women do."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

funny quotes