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PostPosted: 24 Apr 04, 18:53 
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A man goes to the vet with a very poorly hamster, the vet decides he can do no more for it and puts the animal to sleep...

The man is distraught and the vet seeing how upset he is says "the best way you can remember him is to turn him into Jam, boil him up with 3 pound of sugar it's wonderful"

So the owner goes home and boils up the hamster with 3 pound of sugar and makes jam, he tastes it and it's disgusting so he throws it out of the window in disgust.

The next morning theres a beautiful rose bush growing right where the man threw the jam...puzzled he rings the vet and explains and the vet says.....
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"Thats odd usually you get tulips from hamster jam!"

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