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Ladies of days gone by:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on you forehead.
The throbbing will go away.
Women of today:
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the
headache, but who cares?

Ladies of days gone by:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Women of today:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake.
You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating itanyway.

Ladies of days gone by:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Women of today:
Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a
year.

Ladies of days gone by:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Women of today:
Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

Ladies of days gone by:
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
beautiful glossy finish.
Women of today:
Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites
over the crust, so I just don't do it.

Ladies of days gone by: If you have trouble opening jars try latex washing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Women of today:
Go ask the very cute neighbour guy to do it.

And finally the most important tip....
Ladies of days gone by:
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future
use in casseroles and sauces.

Women of today:
what leftover wine???

Which one are you HC?

well there is no wine ice cubes in my freezer

I'd draw the line at boxed mashed potato, especially as Marks & Spencers do ready done proper mash.

yes me too, and you can buy chopped onion so no need for puffy eyes again.

And Chopped bacon pieces if you're just feeling lazy. Which I usually am.

The list is endless......thankfully

Now, I like a joke, but as a man I feel left out of this one. Is there a male version of the above mentioned?