BB FANS

How many members of the Blair Government does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer is 7.

"One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

" One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions
about the light bulb.

" One to blame the previous government for the need of a new light
bulb.

" One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs.

" One to get together with President Bush and figure out how to pay
Microsoft 1 million dollars for a light bulb.

" One to arrange a photo-op session showing Blair changing the light bulb
while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

" And finally, one to explain to Blair the difference between screwing a
light bulb and screwing the country.

This was a great one... " One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs."