BB FANS

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi


2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton


3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash? =1 microscope


4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1 bananosecond


5. Weight a TV evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram


6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knot furlong


7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Serling


8. Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon


9. 1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz


10. Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower


11. Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line


12. 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake


13. 1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone


14. 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles.


15. 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle


16. 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds


17. 52 cards? = 1 decacards


18. 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton


19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen..


20. 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche


21. 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin


22. 10 rations? = 1 decoration


23. 100 rations? = 1 C-ration


24. 2 monograms? = 1 diagram


25. 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms


26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 I.V. League


27. 100 Senators? = Not 1 decision

very clever!!