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Dubya died of something or the other and went to hell (of course) where Satan was waiting.

"I've got a problem here," Lucifer confessed. "You definitely belong here, but we're overcrowded. Tell you what, I've got three folks down here, not nearly as wicked and deserving as you. I'll spring one of them to make room for you, and just to be nice, I'll even let you choose which one can leave."

In the first cell the devil showed Dubya Richard Nixon, treading water in a deep murky pool. Whenever he tried to climb out the bank would crumble away and Dick would fall back into the swirling mire.

"Oh no no!" GWB exclaimed. "I'm not much of a swimmer, I couldn't do this for an eternity."

So Satan showed GeeDub to cell #2. Tony Blair was pounding rocks with a heavy sledgehammer.

"Dear Lord save me!" Dubya cried. "With my sore shoulder from all that chainsaw work in Crawford, I can't spend forever swingin' that heavy hammer."

So Lucifer showed George to cell #3. In it he saw Bill Clinton, tied spread-eagle to a leatherman's web, and at his feet Monica Lewinsky knelt, doing what she does best.

"Well, hey now. This might be alright," Bush said making his choice. " I think I could endure this throughout eternity."


Satan smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"