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 Post subject: Another horse joke.(old)
PostPosted: 29 Dec 04, 23:19 
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A white horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Hiya, we've got a whiskey named after you!"

The horse replies " what? Dave?"


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.... ::lol:: Or, A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.............so the barman gives her one.

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Hahahahhaha Geena - never heard that one before. Hahaha.


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Never worked as a barman I take it Cameron? ;)

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Taxi driver, yes - barman, no.


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A priest and a taxi driver meet up outside the pearly gates where they meet
St Peter.

St peter takes a look at both their records and sends the taxi driver to
heaven and the priest to hell.

The priest is outraged and demands to know how he, a priest, could be sent
to hell nand a mere taxi driver be sent to heaven.

St Peter calmly replies:

"Well, every Sunday in Church, your sermon made everyone fall asleep whereas
each time the taxi driver drives his route, he causes everyone to pray!!"

Thats us men dug even deeper about our driving now ;)


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