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Three old men were drinking around a pub table.

At the table next to them sat a young girl.

The first man said, "I think it's spelt w-o-o-m-b."

And the second replied, "No, it must be w-o-o-o-m-b-h."

The third said, "No, no, you both have it wrong - it's w-o-o-m."


At this, the young lady could stand it no longer. She got up and said, "It's spelt w-o-m-b, you fools."


"Look, miss," said one of the old men. "Have you even heard an elephant fart underwater?"