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A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating
their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little
restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared
on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time,
I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and -
abracadabra! -
two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her
hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and
said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this
only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed; but a wish
is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -
abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story.....
there might be ungrateful idiots....But fairies are......female.
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