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PostPosted: 03 Feb 05, 18:00 
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An Aussie who watched Mel Gibson's movie "The Passion" is inspired to
take his wife and her mother to Israel to see the places where Jesus
lived and died.

On the vacation his mother-in-law dies.

An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to
Sydney at a cost of $10,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried in
Israel for US$500.

The man says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and
we can do a very nice burial here."

The man says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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