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Madeline
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PostPosted: 09 Feb 05, 2:01 
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A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus. She walked over to inspect
it more closely. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very
embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
There, standing right behind her, was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you
today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had
happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just touching it, you're gonna **** when you
hear the price.
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CameronBB4
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Jezi
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wowww a type of joke I actually get! ::lol::

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Little Sheep
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Cameron, you must really, really like that one! :D

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Chad
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it's quite funny! I think Cameron has the same humour as TCBon, she would find it hilarious! :D

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