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Gaz
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PostPosted: 13 Feb 05, 21:47 
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A letter received by the B+Q customer services department


Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?


Yours Sincerley

John Roberts

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Classic! ::lol::

Perhaps it's on the yacht?

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