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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None - It should be opened by the time she brings it


Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course - He'll shut up once you let him in

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was' Always'

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure