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William Shakespeare walks into a pub.
The bartender takes one look at him and says "You're Bard".

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Late one night during bad weather, the following was heard over the radio at an airport control tower:

Helicopter Pilot: "Tower, I'm holding at 3000 feet over Heli-pad 1."

Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that pad!"

There was a brief moment of silence.

First voice again: "You idiot! You're my co-pilot!"
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An archaeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins!
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Parents should tell their daughters to marry an archaeologist because the older she gets, the more interested he will be in her.