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pikeylass
 Post subject: How many women?
PostPosted: 25 May 05, 13:44 
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Q:How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:One,ONE!!!And do you know why?Because I'm the only one who knows how to do it.In fact,I'm the only one who doe ANYTHING in this damn house!!!No-one else will even notice the lightbulb NEEDS changing.They'd sit in the dark before they'd go to the trouble and if they DID they wouldn't be able to find the bulbs even though they've been kept in the same cupboard for ten years;and if miracles DID happen and someone actually found one and woked out hoe to put it on,then the wrapper would be left on the floor until I went to pick it up because no-one knows where the bin is,do they?
Sorry,what was the question?
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: omg that is me with pmt or no pmt ::lol::
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: good one Spikeylass, very funny but true

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HC wrote:
::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: omg that is me with pmt or no pmt ::lol::


I think it's our mum! All mums sound like that and they can't all be wrong! I'm worried now! I don't have kids yet - is this what awaits I wonder? :) but :eek: at the same time...
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