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Women Insensitive?...... Never!!!!!!!!
Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that
the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he
asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made
passionate love. Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey,
now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Doreen agreed and again they made love. Later, Dave was getting into bed
when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched
Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I
die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned
until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the
shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have to
get up in the morning! You don't."
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" Compassion and concern for others are what attract friends" His Holiness The Dalai Lama.
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