BB FANS

BLONDE COOKBOOK

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe
said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me
some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without
dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend
home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming
the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't
say it improved the rice.

THURSDAY:
Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said
prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before
serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a
bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this
recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.


SATURDAY:
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me
to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason, Tom keeps counting to
ten.

SUNDAY:
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had
was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger
in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out
hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come
so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom in to buying a
bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

Most of my recipes, a-hem instructions, say 'Shake well before use. After further 8 minutes stand for 1 minute before serving'. So even after lots of shaking myself and standing still it still tasted cr*p

Thought it was men took things literally anyhow!

yes, and I think it was a man that invented the joke...
thats a litte bit too much, but a nice idea