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 Post subject: The atheist & the 7-foot grizzly bear
PostPosted: 14 May 06, 13:04 
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An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!

"What powerful rivers"!

"What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge
towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over
his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left
paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't
exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me
to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a
believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian
now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his
head & spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy
bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen."


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