BB FANS

The Rabbit and the Blonde
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>
> A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
> middle of the road.
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> He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right
in
> front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
> pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
>
> Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he
> begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a
man
> crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car
and
> asks the man what's wrong? "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally
> hit this rabbit and killed it."
>
> The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
> can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and spray the
> contents onto the rabbit.
>
> The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off Ten
feet
> away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road
> another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves
and
> repeats this again and again and again, until he hops off out of sight.
>
> The man is astonished.
>
> He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
>
> The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

> It says, Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and also adds a
permanent wave.

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?" "Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.

Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!". "Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos."

*shakes head in shame*