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Newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands from the start of their marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throws them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride says," I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And dont forget that! I always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies "I cant get in your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you dont change your attitude!!!!!"
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"When I retire, I'll get Ricky Hatton to wash my clothes and cut my lawn and buckle my shoes."
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