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Taoism:Sh!t happens
Confucianism:Confucius says,sh!t happens
Buddhism:If sh!t happens,it isn't really sh!t
Zen:What is the sound of sh!t happening?
Hinduism:This sh!t has happened before
Islam:If sh!t happens,it is the will of Allah
Protestantism:Let sh!t happen to someone else
Catholicism:If sh!t happens,you deserve it
Agnosticism:What is this sh!t?
Atheism:I don't believe this sh!t
Judaism:why does this sh!t always happen to us?
Jehovah's Witness:Let me into your house and I will tell you why sh!t happens
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