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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must
each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get
into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You
may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint
Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked
, "And just what do those symbolise?" The man replied,
"These are Carols."
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Give me the gratuitous sax and the senseless violins.
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