A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.After they crawl
out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.That's interesting.
I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There'snothing left, but
we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that weshould meet and be friends and
live together in peace for the rest of our days".Flattered, the man
replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from
God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she
hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head & in agreement, opens
it and drinks half the bottleand then hands it back to the woman. The
woman takes the bottle andimmediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the man.The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....
"MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches.Don't mess with them''
