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THE CHICKEN FARMER
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc. and then asks, "what is your occupation?"
"I'm a *****," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says,
"No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming
have to do with being a prostitute?"
The woman replied, "Well, I raised a thousand little
peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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