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A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to
an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man,
and decided to send a reply note to the man.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own
in return.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
return this to the woman.
It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari, a BMW Z8, a
Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.
There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even
for a woman as beautiful >as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."
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