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1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are
married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men
with money think
we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our
money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have no money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice
and have money
and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE
THE FIRST
MOVE!!!
11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.
NOW..WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!
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