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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces
attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features and when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire - with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump jammed up his arse!

We miss you Gaz.

when I'm menstruating I prefer a bar of chocolate and sod the man