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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him
on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see
you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having
lost nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I
t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From the hunger, you mean?"
"No, from the f**kin' skippin
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