BB FANS

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night
out. Both were happily married and loving wives.
However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bahama
Mamas. Incredibly drunk, walking home they needed to
pee and couldn't hold it any longer, so they stopped
in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with
so she thought she'd take off her panties and use
them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them. She found a grave that had a wreath with
a ribbon on it, so she decided to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they continued to
stumble back home. The next day one of the women's
husbands was concerned that his normally sweet wife
was still laying in bed incredibly hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said,"These girl nights
have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
worst...my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with
a card stuck to her ass that said....."From all of
us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!

I've heard it before, but it's still very funny