It's a tinsy bit rude. Sorry for being naughty
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
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> > She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.
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> > On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she
> > had a Wine Gum.
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> > He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
> > 'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
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> > They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.
> > Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
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> > It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
> > Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her hi s Curly
> Wurly
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> > and Tic Tacs.
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> > Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
> > a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as
> > he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out
> > a scream of Turkish Delight.
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> > When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
> > more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers
> > looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip
> > and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
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> > Unfortunately, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned
> > out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had All sorts.
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