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 Post subject: "WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?"
PostPosted: 07 Mar 10, 16:22 
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"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?" The irritated customer calling the newspaper office loudly, demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday.

The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,

"Well f%@# me ... that's why no one was at church today"...

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