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A woman playing golf for the first time tees off and watches as her ball hits a man on the next hole.

He clasps his hands together at his groin and falls to the ground.

Immediately, she rushes over and offers to relieve his pain.

'I’m a physio,' she says. 'I can fix this.'

So she gently takes his hands away, unzips his trousers and massages his groin tenderly.

'How does that feel?' she asks.

'It feels great,' replies the man.

'But I still think my thumb is broken