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Two women were talking.
"Do you look at your husband's face when you have sex?"
"I did once & he looked really angry."
"Why angry?"
"Because he was watching through the window.!"
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Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear. Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other half. It was only when I got to the very top I realised I was still on the bus home.
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The government has announced that for the new school curriculum, boys are going to study the workings of the female mind. The lessons, however, will be changed on an hourly basis!
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