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a guy who is doing some research, visits a mental hosiptal to try to find out how they decide if a patient should be admitted or not

he aproaches the director and asks the question

the director says, well.. fairly simple, actually!. we fill a bath tub with water, then we ask the patient to empty the water. we give them a choice of a teacup, a bucket, or a glass

the man says, oh... that's easy enough- most people would choose the bucket, as it's bigger than the teacup or the glass

the director says, no.... most people would pull the plug

now do you want your bed near the window or the door?

(and that, my friends), is 1 of my very clean jokes i actually know. most of mine i wouldn't post on a rude joke forum even. lol

I have heard that before actually. It's quite good.