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PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Death is hereditary.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Suzanne

You've been busy again Ploppy!

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

SJC wrote:

::lol::

You've been busy again Ploppy!

like to keep you all smiling

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

The internet is a great way to get on the net."

PloppyP · **Joined:** 10 Jun 02, 23:00 **Posts:** 1310

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

funny quotes