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Jezi
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ellie wrote:
wayhay fame at last.

Little Miss Muppet (Jezi) sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a Hippo, who looked like a gypo
and told her she had turned him gay


:eek: Thanks VERY much

::lol::

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Liisi
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How lovely, P :-? :D

Damn ellie, some mouth you've got there ::lol:: And in verse form too!

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ellie
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Twinkle Twinkle Liisi is a star
How I wonder if she is still in the bar
You would never think she would get high
or she would make all the boys sigh
Twinkle Twinkle Liisi is a star
How I wonder if she will go far

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Westy
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Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its a***
and turned its wool to nylon
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ellie
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Georgie Porgie Pudding and pie
was kissed by a girl which made him cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them as he knew he was gay

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Liisi
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::lol:: ::lol:: LMAO ::lol:: ::lol::

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cheekiechickie
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Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them aswell...he's funny that way :angel:

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Westy
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Her knickers all tattered and torn
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her
It was little boy blue with his horn.

:angel: :angel:
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OldGit
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No - I'm resisting the temptation to dig out my old collection of Judge Dread to add to this lot...

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