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 Post subject: Buy a dog!
PostPosted: 21 Jan 04, 12:45 
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If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing
it apart to remove the sports section

Buy a dog.


If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
joy of seeing you

Buy a dog.



If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never says its not quite as good as his mother made it


Buy a dog

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
as and wherever you want

Buy a dog.



If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care a
hoot about football and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

Buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

Buy a dog.


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worth listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually

Buy a dog.





But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...........




Then my friend, Buy a cat!


(You thought I was talking about men didn't you!)

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PostPosted: 21 Jan 04, 12:50 
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:eek: My cat doesn't do any of that!!!!

She preferes to stay in and follows me everywhere, keeps my feet warm, and waits at the top of the stairs for me to get home!!!!


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PostPosted: 21 Jan 04, 13:54 
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::lol:: And the dog I used to look after used to nick the remote like it was a bone.

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And a bloke will often come without you asking.....

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::lol:: :roll: :roll: Tiggi :oops:


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PostPosted: 03 Mar 04, 21:41 
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JimD, please explain your :oops: , I do not understand ;) :angel:

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