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This guy went to meet his friend in the pub.

"Hallo, how's it going"
"Fine"
"How's the wife ?"
"Oh, she's dead"
"What"
"I murdered her this morning"
"Your kidding me on"
"No, I'll show you if you like"
So he goes away up to his tenement building, through the close, and there's a big mound of earth, with a bum sticking out.
He says "Is that her?"
"Aye"
"Why'd you leave her bum sticking out?"
He said "I need somewhere to park my bike!"

Broadcast live on the "Parkinson Show"

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