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A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it
>off
>to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes
>speeding
>along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
>More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls
>the
>police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has
>a
>chance to ask any questions, the Londoner starts screaming hysterically:
>"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long
>at
>the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
>After the Londoner finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
>head
>in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners
>are," he
>says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
>anything else in your life."
>"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Londoner.
>The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn
>off
>when the truck hit you."
>The Londoner looks down in absolute horror........."F***ING HELL!!!!!!
>he
>screams........
>"Where's my Rolex ????..."

I liked that one even although it came from you Adrian. I'm only messing. I know we have differences in opinions but it's all healthy debate as you have said before.