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PostPosted: 30 Apr 04, 16:31 
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the following questions were taken from official records nationwide.

Q what happened then.
A He told me he would kill me because I could identify him
Q Did he kill you?


Q was it you or your brother that was killed in the war


Q the youngest son, the 20 yr old. how old is he?

Q Were you alone or by yourself?

Q I show you exhibit 3 and ask if you recognise the picture
A thats me
Q were present at the time this picture was taken


Q How was your first marriage terminated
A By death
Q and by whose death was it terminated

Q Do you believe you are emotionally stable
A I used to be
Q How many times have you committed suicide

Q You say the stairs went down to the basement
A yes thats correct
Q and thes stairs did they go up also

Q Do you recall the time you examined the body?
A It was in the evening the autopsy started around 8.30pm
Q and the man was dead at the time
A No he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

QDoctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A all my autopsies are on dead people

Q Did he kill you?

Q how far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision


Q What gear were you in at the moment of impact
A Gucci sweats and Rebocks


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PostPosted: 30 Apr 04, 18:26 
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Location: Where even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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the lawyers were alleged to have been called Helen or Jade {@}







not really!


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Location: Glued to the keyboard, gazing at my garden, wishing I was somewhere else!
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Especially loved "Gucci sweats and Rebocks" :D

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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

Thanks HC! :angel:


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