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 Post subject: Noah Joke
PostPosted: 05 Jun 04, 23:07 
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And the time came when God came upon Noah and said "Noah, you are to build me another Ark."

"Why oh Lord? Are you to flood the Earth again?" asked Noah

"No," said God "I'm doing the opposit this time. The fish have annoyed me and I'm going to cause a great drought."

"Okay Lord, what are my building instructions?"

"I want you to build me an Ark of many floors and fill it with water." Said God "And as the carp are the only fish not to annoy me I want you to put them all in."

"Let me just clarify this." Said Noah "You want me to build a mutli-story carp Ark?"
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ark ark ()^
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Just you wait, I'm haven't even started to warm up yet :D
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