I told you there was more
1. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I run over him.
2. I saw a slow moving, sad faced, old gentleman as he bounce of the roof of my car
3. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian
4. My car was legally parked as it backed into another car
5. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished
6. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull
7. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him
8. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end
9. The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week
10. I knocked over a man, he admitted it was his fault as he'd been knocked over before.
11. The indirect Cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
12. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
..........And that's all he wrote
