Please ladies, don't hate me. I admire you all.
Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A. A woman that wont do as she's told
Q. What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer
A. None. It should be open by the time she brings it too you.
Q. Why is a laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A. Because a woman who cant afford a washing machine cant afford to support you.
Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent for a change?
A. She starts off the sentence "A man once told me....."
Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?
A. You don't, there's one on the cooker.
Q. Why do men fart more than women?
A. Because they wont shut up long enough to build up the pressure
Don't blame me, I didn't make them up
