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Two Arabs from the same small village in Egypt emigrate to Texas. When they arrive they have a wager: They will meet in exactly one year, and the winner will be the one who's made himself more American. The meeting happens, and the first says, "Wall, y'know, ah gotup yesterday mornin; mowed the lawn, cleaned out the pol, took m'boy to little league game in the afternoon, and in the evenin' had the neighbours round for a cookout. We served 'em ribs and dawgs, and we drank longneck Buds, shoutin' 'yee-haw!' How 'bout you?'
"F*** off, towelhead' says the other.
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